HOLLYWEIRD...STRANGER THINGS HAVE HAPPENED

We made it to Los Angeles, where there are fewer people than there are automobiles. 

It was good to be home... but we got back on bus straight after event en route to Phoenix

Fifth letter...E (you starting to get where we are heading with this??)

I HAVE A CRUSH ON RUMI...

Hailing from L.A Rumi is a major FASHION vixen who mixes it up like no-one else... she is super hot and styled to the heavens... 

Check out her blog www.fashiontoast.com

She models every look on her blog (for obvious reasons) and is definitely my latest obsession.

I heart Rumi xx

Life is one grand, sweet song, so start the music...  

DJ AM, JAZZY JEFF AND AUTO EROTIQUE.. KICKING IT IN SD!

HYPNOTISM is banned by public schools in SAN DIEGO...

Fourth Letter.... R!

Don't walk behind me, I may not lead. Don't walk in front of me, I may not follow. Just walk beside me and be my friend.

2 Shows down... 

In San Diego... L.A on Friday and Phoenix on Saturday.... 

I'm running running back back to Cali Cali... 

21 Shows to go!

MARIO TESTINO + KATE MOSS= BUTTERFLIES IN YOUR BELLY

IF YOUR GOING TO SAN FRANCISCO, BE SURE TO WEAR FLOWERS IN YOUR HAIR...

*****I LEFT MY HEART IN SAN FRANCISCO*****

When the Power of 

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Overcomes the 

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Of Power, the world will know 

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JIMI HENDRIX 

WE WILL CLEAN YOUR CRAB FOR FREE IN SEATTLE...

SECOND LETTER......E

SEATTLE = RAINY DAYS, STARBUCKS AND BIRTHPLACE OF ROCK LEGEND JIMI HENDRIX AND GRUNGE MUSIC.... NIRVANA, ALICE IN CHAINS, PEARL JAM AND SOUNDGARDEN JUST TO NAME A FEW!!

THIS IS OUR REALITY... WITHOUT THE SHOW

24 Cities

15 Artists

12 Crew Members

2 Aussies

1 Tour Bus

***VIDEO TO BE UPLOADED SOON WE PROMISE...*** 

J'ADORE MA COEUR D'ALENE

My wish for you, is that you succeed beyond your wildest imagination.

That you find love in places that astound you. And that you have friends who call you "just because."

I dream that you go barefoot more than you wear shoes.

You play as hard as you work. And that you laugh more than you cry.

I want you to set the bar high, but not too high. To reach for the stars, but with your toes on the ground. And to never, ever stop dreaming.

But most of all, I wish for your happiness.

C'oeur D'Alene; a "Little Slice of Heaven", in Idaho, is known as the Lake City. And is listed as one of the top 1,000 places to see before you die.

Tick!

OUR DATE WITH THOMAS JEFFERSON, GEORGE WASHINGTON, THEODORE ROOSEVELT & ABRAHAM LINCOLN...

MT RUSHMORE, South Dakota... 

I WISH I WAS A FACTORY WORKER...

'Fantasy love is much better than reality love. Never doing it is very exciting. The most exciting attractions are between two opposites that never meet.'

'I have a social disease. I have to go out every night. If I stay home one night I start spreading rumors to my dogs.'

'In the future everybody will be world famous for fifteen minutes'. 

 Andy Warhol. 

                                                                                                                                      

LAVERNE & SHIRLEY... "WE'RE GUNNA MAKE OUR DREAMS COME TRUE"

Last Day in St.Louis. Next stop...

FIRST LETTER.....W

"Meet me in St. Louis, Louis, Meet me at the fair,

Don't tell me the lights are shining

any place but there;

We will dance the Hoochee Koochee,

I will be your tootsie wootsie,

If you will meet in St. Louis, Louis,

Meet me at the fair."

ONLY IN AMERICA....

• Can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance
• Do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front
• Do banks leave both doors open and then chain pens to the counters
• Do they have drive-up ATM machines with Braille lettering
• Can you get pasta INSIDE a pizza from Pizza Hut
• Can you buy from the gift store of a restaurant before eating your meal
• Do they have drive through pharmacies
• Can you vote, on a tv poll, wheather or not hooligans at sports matches should be implanted with micro chips

Only 55% of Americans know that the sun is a star...


Shine bright starlight!

Ba-a-a-atter UP!!

The Cardinals are St. Louis' pride and joy and last night they ended their three-game losing streak with a 4-2 win over the Pittsburg Pirates! Ahoy!
I've always wanted to go to a baseball game in the US, mainly to perve on the boys and drink beer and eat hot dogs, which is exactly what we did.
Having bargained with the scalpers we actually ended up in the bleachers, some of the best seats at the game, for 10 bucks a pop. Not bad when you consider some people are paying a couple of hundred for theirs!!
After the star player, Pujols (yes Pujols), hit a home run and the fireworks went off over the crowd and I saw the excitement on everyones faces I knew this was the game for me.
Not because that much actually happens but because, when it does, they let off fireworks.
And everyone loves a good bang!

THOUGHT #1

Mima is off at the Cardinal's baseball game in St.Louis... 

I'm sitting in a hotel room pondering absolute rubbish... Why does sour cream have an expiration date? Why would somebody say they 'slept like a baby' unless they cried all night and wet themselves? If doctors and lawyers always practice, when do they do the real thing? If nothing sticks to Teflon, how does Teflon stick to the pan? What's another word for 'thesaurus'? If flying is so safe, why are the buildings called 'terminals'? If a turtle doesn't have a shell, is it homeless or naked? Would a fly without wings be called a 'walk'? Why is abbreviation such a long word? If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular? If you dream in colour, is it a pigment of your imagination?

Some food for thought... ;-)

YOU HAVE TO FAKE IT TILL YOU MAKE IT...

IT WAS ONCE SAID THAT WE WOULD HAVE A BLACK PRESIDENT WHEN PIGS FLY… 100 DAYS INTO OBAMA’S PRESIDENCY SWINE FLU!

S.T......L.O.U.I.S......

Mima makes the world go round... 

We bout to blow the wheels off this bus...

See you soon mate...

To high skies, hearts and MOJITO'S... 

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Meet Me in St. Louis!

En route from Sydney, Australia..

Let's get this party bus rollin' kids!!

'Bout to board a long-ass haul of a flight..

see you near the Mississippi Alicia.. :)

xx

Double Sneeze BOOGER an order of FLIES and a large CHOKE

I'M ON DEBT ROW.... OUCH

“For I don't care too much for money, / For money can't buy me love.”

People's Vision Becomes Smaller and Smaller as the Screens become Larger and Larger

IT'S A SAD SAD CITY...

TERRY RICHARDSON + OBAMA = LOVE

This is our Masterpiece...

We are born into the world like a blank canvas, and each person that crosses our path takes up the brush and makes their mark upon our surface. And so it is that we develop. But we must realise there will come a day that we must take up the brush and finish the work. For only we can decide if we are to be just another painting or a masterpiece....